Well my daddy always said, son youll have fun
When youre drinkin with your friends and everyone
takes for granted these are the best years of your life

You know high school sure seemed like a joke
But when I got to college I was on my own
Tryin to find the best drink specials every night

And after many nights with the San Marcus federales
Well I finally figured out that I should probably
keep my mouth shut instead of tellin em what I thought

You know I paid the county for many months,
Hell I even think I paid their Christmas bonuses once
That's how I learned what student loans were all about

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And it's taco bell for breakfast and for lunch its keystone light
I'll be outta bed by sundown, make the party just on time
Probation in the morning, herbal tea will do me right
Look what I learned in my college life


Well I decided to major in country music
That's when I found out that I couldn't use
the 30 hours that I managed to log last year
And anthropology sure seemed cool to me
but it wasn't included in my degree,
that's when I decided to study domestic beer

Shiner boch, it was good to me
It treated me better than history
or that little blonde I met in science lab
And fraternity life was a change of pace
It taught me how to get shitfaced
and break my failing grades to good old dad

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Well one of these days will come graduation
I sure hope I won't be mistaken
That everything I learned won't be in vain
You know, sure I failed a test or three
but that doesn't make a lesser man of me
There's more to life than a one point GPA

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